Great Mike 'Platinum' Perry Quote

slicedcity -

Stupid fucking app

what I meant to say is , fuck this eyebrow tattoo douche biscuit 

That took you three attempts?!

 

Sometimes you've gotta ask yourself 'was the juice worth the squeeze'...

King of Pain - Fave? Who's your favorite Kardashian you faggot.

Kimbo

mkou - LMAO, I love his incoherent rants and fights.

As someone said in another thread, Mike Perry is the guy you would create when playing the UFC game career mode.

Haha, so true!

MartialArtsM1xed -
Outlaw'd by Lytle -
King of Pain - Fave? Who's your favorite Kardashian you faggot.

Hmmmm, not sure, let me mull it over and I'll come back to you...

My faves is kourtney
I like the Caitlin feller

Outlaw'd by Lytle -
King of Pain - Fave? Who's your favorite Kardashian you faggot.

My fave is Rob.

More like Throb amirite?!

StankieEdgar -
Outlaw'd by Lytle -
King of Pain - Fave? Who's your favorite Kardashian you faggot.

My fave is Rob.

More like Throb amirite?!

You got it, buddy. 

Outlaw'd by Lytle -
slicedcity -

Stupid fucking app

what I meant to say is , fuck this eyebrow tattoo douche biscuit 

That took you three attempts?!

 

Sometimes you've gotta ask yourself 'was the juice worth the squeeze'...

Haha brilliant

mkou - LMAO, I love his incoherent rants and fights.

As someone said in another thread, Mike Perry is the guy you would create when playing the UFC game career mode.

During interviews---especially right after his fights---he gives off this awesome vibe that he doesn't trust the dimension he's in, like he's living in the matrix or something. Like a suspicious dog sniffing around, checking out shit to get a handle on things.

I especially dig the long pauses before he replies, as if he has to double-process the information in order to understand the sentences being spoke to him. Like some alien predator who has to run the language through a translator.

I'm a huge fan. He probably won't be champion, but if he got a crack anything could happen. Monster power and a refusal to fuck around or strategize. The definition of a dangerous fighter.