Greatest Archer quotes

One of my favorite shows. Just finished the 6th season on dvd.
My new favorite:
Archer: I'm Archerizing this plan.
Lana: Uh uh. Nope. You don't get to be a verb.
Archer: I'm a verb now Lana. Deal with it. Phone Post 3.0

Archer about to be executed in an elevator:

Russian: Any last words?

Archer: Yeah.....fuck you, you douche.

That cracks me up every time. Phone Post 3.0

Danger zone! Phone Post 3.0

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Too many incredible ones to name Phone Post 3.0

John Milius - Pam Poovey is one of the best characters on tv in the last 10 years. Phone Post 3.0


No doubt. They way they keep growing her back story is hilarious.


"Girl, please. Nobody's that gay."



Whenever I think of this line, I just start laughing out loud.

How this can get 10 posts deep and no one mentions the "Pele of anal" quote just goes to show how much amazing shit is in this show.

So in Phone Post 3.0

Goat tv show of late Phone Post 3.0

"oh, put it back in the deck..!" Phone Post 3.0

Veronica Dean from this season is voiced by Lady Jaye from GI Joe. I'm going to have to fap while wearing my cobra commander helmet.

Need to start watching Phone Post 3.0

OGT - Need to start watching Phone Post 3.0
Yes. Yes you do.


Also, anything followed by "phrasing!"


Just about every line on that show is an instant classic. Phone Post 3.0

So, are we just not doing phrasing anymore?