Greatest one liners in sports?

Tex Cobb had a lot of them

One of my favorites of all time is Vitas Gerulaitis after finally beating Jimmy Connors

“And let that be a lesson to you all. No one beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row”

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If you’re cmon on, COME ON!!

Playoffs?!

They are who we thought they were!

We talkin bout practice?

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I’m a baaaaad man!

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Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth.

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Vaughn is lamenting the long home run he gave up] That ball wouldn’t have been out of a lot of parks.

Rick Vaughn : Name one.

Jake Taylor : Yellowstone?

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Welcome to the Machida era, Lyoto Machida is the future of MMA.

Spinal

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And I took that personally.

How’s taste my big peepee?

Chael’s Jenna Jameson line…

Joe Rogans my n*gga!

How about a comma? Jeez…

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When asked, “What do you think of your team’s execution?” John McKay answered, “I’m in favor of it.”

Other McKay gems:

“We didn’t tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.”

“Jerry’s a nice kid, but so’s my wife… and she’s no quarterback.”

“If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.”

“If you have everyone back from a team that lost ten games, the experience isn’t too important.”

“Three or four plane crashes and we’re in the playoffs.”

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