What are some of the greatest quotes in mma history? Off the top of my head I have to go with
"how taste my big peepee?!"
-Arlovski
And
"I will beat u into a living death!"
-K Sham
What do u got UG? 
And honorable mention for
"Creepin it real!"
-Uncle Creepy
UGCTT represent
Anything Tito says on a mic
"Gulp!"-Steve Harvey
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck!"
- Chael Sonnen
"If we are fighting for money, I will stop hitting you when you ask me to. If he are fighting for honour, I will stop when I feel like it..."
- Rickson Gracie (might not be 100% accurate, got the jist and cant be bothered looking it up)
once again
Seraldo Babalu has a black belt in jiu jitsu, so what.
TTT for Seraldo Babalu, one of the greatest light heavyweight of the night.
Don't be scared homie
thatwhitekid - Don't be scared homie
+1
and I'd like to add
" A ninja didn't bring his girlfriend when he was waiting in a tree to kill some shit"-Nick Diaz.
Train by day Joe Rogan Podcast by night...all day
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damn. you think he died? skateboarder and camera guy are idiots.
wanderlei silva: i want to fuck chuck
thiago alves: i want a shitle tot
georges st-pierre: i'm not impressed by your performance
indian guy at super fight league: now they bring the heavy artillery
"He beat me fair and square, fairly squarely."
"This isn't a fight. This is a one-sided pounding and I'm swinging the hammer.
Stick you're fake belt up your arse (classic Bisping)
Tito is freaking huge
thatwhitekid - Don't be scared homieNot even sure how I forgot the infamous "Don't be scared homie!"
thatwhitekid - Don't be scared homieBest line ever and marketable. Nick probably never patented this. But it will never be official and worthless without Nick.
"Fuck chuck!!!"
That's fucking illegal