groin punching

Underground
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been working groin punching grom a crazy monkey type structure. jab cross hook mainly. ive found i need to drop a knee when i throw a rear hook or cross depending on persons angle. at present time i can only train with amateur mma fighters and they get pissed when i try it on them. as far as a sd/anything goes scenario what are your thoughts? ive found it helps me close the distance as it confuses ppl whether it is a shot a leg slap or a punch to the sac. i seen marquardt do this to the body.

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Everything you need to know is right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzAVAJNzHtU

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I take it back. If the smoker's ball punch flurry doesn't work--though it does 99% of the time--you may have to go to plan B:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BqaSuEE_w

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If the above 2 don't work, go roughneck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RKTSwAVaoU&feature=fvw

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Finally, what if you are being assaulted by a female? Are you certain you have the balls to punch her in the groin?

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Yeah, we have a guy at the gym that punches people in the balls at parties when he gets drunk. Very effective IMHO.

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I use it for the old "streetfighting guardpass". Cover the biceps, stand up, chainpunch the balls.

Good times.

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i save the zombie attack position # 9 for when im being assaulted by a female.(im 368 lbs) starts out arms stretched like old school thai boxer then you grab double overhooks hhip in and do dead weight- waht some call the sag then with all weight on the attacker she collapses then you hold the lazy mount with dead weight(assuming she doesnt know jits or kino mutai this is failproof) while chewing on her hair going "BRAAAinnsssss!!!!!!!!"
you have to worry about 3rd party intervention by a guy playing captain saveaho. usually if you sell the zombie routine then they leave you alone but go looking for their carbines since everybody knows once bitten by a zombie the victim is "already dead". (witness the countless still live souls left behind to be torn apart in the many zombie documentaries at movie gallery.)you then have to contend with a zombie lynching mob. saying "no its cool im not really a zombie" wont work since phase 3 zombies have been known to imitate live peoples complex vocal skills.

luckily ive only had to use that one like 14 times.