GSP vs. 300 lb. angry Tongan in bar fight

Go have to go for the liver!  Also, use various items from the bar as weapons





   

This topic addresses the unwritten rules of all men.


1. You do not fuck with someone WAY WAY bigger than you.

2. Huge dudes need to have more self control than the rest of us.

I worked as bouncer a long time ago. I still remember how there were nine of bouncers us on one side of the room trying to figure out how to throw out these three Samoans, the big one of which had just one-punch KO'd some guy, and scuffled with me briefly afterwards.

Two of these Samoans were basically normal sized people at about 210 lbs, but the big one was about 350lbs. My boss actually let them stay in the bar, the first time I had seen something like that happen. I guess I understand it, because the bar would have been destroyed if we had tried to throw them out. To this day I'm not sure who would have won that one... Nine on three should have been an easy fight, but that big guy would have been a huge problem.

Oh, and they had a couple 200 pound Samoan women with them who I imagine would have joined the fight.

Anyway, I can easily see an angry Tongan fucking up a bar full of people.



GSP had no trouble taking down a 6'4 270lbs NHL caliber athlete over and over again, and GSP was taking it easy.

remember when 155 fighter Roger Huerta beat up the huge dude who hit the woman.

That's what happens when trained fighters get in street fights.

OH you people...


Lets review. GSP is afraid to fight bigger ppl in real life.

What you have to do it quickly call up Phil Henderson and have him come down there to straighten shit out.

If someone can dig it up, there is an epic thread from way back where Henderson fought a half dozen Tongans in a barfight and managed to win. He even heelhooked somebody in the midst of that melee, somehow.

hmb - Everyone pretty much fell down upon contact or was too scared to try anything. He was eventually stopped when he went to attack the innocent bartender who had his glasses on. The tender took off his glasses waiting for his KO in fear. At that very moment a girl screamed "STOP" so loud the dude just snapped out of it.


This all started because someone grabbed his girls ass, so he just went for everyone. Apparently the dude who did it got away unscathed.

So he was attacking and punching people who were not even really aware they were in a fight? Phone Post

Tom O'BedsMen - Just for fun I will give a somewhat honest response.

A friend of mine and I were rushed by some samoan guy a similar size outside a bar one time and my boy (6-1" 240) laid this dude out with one shot.

In the entire time I knew him, every person that he hit went unconscious immediately.

So... It just depends who else is around.<br type="_moz" />



Ok...

SOMEWHAT honest would be generally construed as NOT ENTIRELY....

So lets hear it...

lol

Kostakio - Pardon my ignorance, but WTF is a "Tongan"? <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>



Remember Ming from wrasslin? He was supposed to be tongan...


Tongan death grip... no can defend...

story sounds like a bunch of bull and I bet thread starter is Tongan and is trying to rationalize that he cn kick GSPs ass

This kinda sounds like GSP vs Cabbage if Cabbage was even bigger and had more Samoan blood in him. I don't know how GSP stops Samoan blood Cabbage.

Sadyv - GSP had no trouble taking down a 6'4 270lbs NHL caliber athlete over and over again, and GSP was taking it easy.


This, I remember the clip. GSP easily put an almost 300 pound professional athlete - that knew exactly what was gonna happen - on his ass repeatedly and without breaking a sweat.

GSP takes this one easily.

I'd have to believe GSP has enough speed and strength, let alone experience, to take him down quickly and at will. You have to remember this is a human being we're talking about, not an elephant. Let alone he was probably drunk. Sure, there is a point where size trumps everything but not here and not vs someone like GSP. In my personal experience size eventually becomes a negative (just look at giant silva or hong man choi) against a very skilled opponent. I am not implying anything negative about the guy we're talking about because obviously I wasn't there, but from my personal experiences I say no way a skilled fighter of a reasonable size (and I mean 170+) should have a terrible time taking someone like this down and imposing their will. I am personally 5'10 200 and if I had to defend against this kind of opponent I'm confident I have enough speed and strength to force a variety of takedowns and go from there. I am also assuming we're talking about a tall guy as well, if he were closer to 6' (+/- a few) then this isn't even a conversation because there is no way those proportions allow for any kind of reach or speed.

Please keep in mind I am making complete generalizations and not trying to put down anyones comments or opinions. I also just don't think that the competition in a random bar is grounds for comparison vs a skilled/trained fighter let alone one of the best in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJQkxuvJVhQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A guy that big is going to be a problem for Georges. OP said an enclosed area.... which is vague. If they fight in a phone booth then Georges dies. If they fight in a bar too crowded for a clean shot Georges is in trouble. If GSP has enough room to use his skill on the feet or on the ground he will choke out the Tongan.

So it really depends.

goku - Gsp would take him down then realize there are no judges and get ktfo Phone Post

lol Phone Post

novaguy -
Kostakio - Pardon my ignorance, but WTF is a "Tongan"? <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>



Remember Ming from wrasslin? He was supposed to be tongan...


Tongan death grip... no can defend...

I dunno who the eff Ming is, but I remember a badass Tongan named Haku. Phone Post

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aboveandbeyond - When giant pacific islanders go nuts at the bar, I'm out like a boner in sweatpants. Check please!


lolo

molsonman - 
hmb - Everyone pretty much fell down upon contact or was too scared to try anything. He was eventually stopped when he went to attack the innocent bartender who had his glasses on. The tender took off his glasses waiting for his KO in fear. At that very moment a girl screamed "STOP" so loud the dude just snapped out of it.


This all started because someone grabbed his girls ass, so he just went for everyone. Apparently the dude who did it got away unscathed.
So he was attacking and punching people who were not even really aware they were in a fight? <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


THIS.