Guardians of the Galaxy & Doritos

Welcome to the future: it's impressive, but also kind of weird and unnecessary. 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has joined forces with Doritos to create a crisp bag that you can plug your headphones into and listen to the film's soundtrack, all so you can avoid the austere silence of casually chewing through about 1,000 calories in one sitting. 

The bags will feature a headphone jack so you can get connected, alongside a cassette deck-like control panel that lets you sift through the entire tracklist with ease.

These things are gonna be resold for a ton! I heard on the radio this morning that they're gonna be available on Amazon for roughly $38 starting tomorrow (4/28.)