Bored at work. Let's play a 20 questions style game. Yes or no questions to narrow down how much of a failure I really am.
Is your job blue collar or white collar?
Do you make fast food
QuinTheEskimo - Is your job blue collar or white collar?Definitely blue
MightyBlouse - Do you make fast foodNope
Do you suck dick for money?
Sennin - Do you suck dick for money?I guess should have specified. I'm talking about my main job. Not my side job.
Do you wear a uniform?
LetDownCheckHook - Do you wear a uniform?Yes. Work shirt.
Are your subject to OSHA regulations?
Is the uniform a specific color? (Static)
Not Applebee's. Not a bartender.
TFK_Kaneman82 - Are your subject to OSHA regulations?Not as far as I know.
Do you produce things or fix things?
rubbermonkey - Is the uniform a specific color? (Static)Yeah. But this info won't help. Work shirt is irrelevant in terms of figuring out where I work.
I got it.
Your a male prostitute that specializes in ass munching hairy fat guys.
Do you work for a known national chain/enterprise?