Guy came at me with a hockey stick today

…came flying into my office waving the hockey stick around and screaming.

I let him scream for a bit and then told him to put the hockey stick down or someone is going to get hurt.

So he did and then the cops showed up because someone called them.

The guy yelled 'Fuck the cops!" and took off running and the police chased him.

He left his hockey stick.

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nice!

I have so many questions. Wood or composite? Left or right handed? What type of tape job does a psycho have on his twig?

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slap-shot-hanson

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Happy Gilmore has really went downhill

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You shoulda blew him

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finally someone made it out of the parking lot alive…

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Excellent questions.

It was a wood road hockey stick.

A Sherwood.

Right handed, with no tape on it at all.

That’s how I knew he wasn’t going to use it.

No tape…what a rookie!

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no tape?

Fuckin’ duster…

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Crosby still pissed about getting knocked out of the playoffs

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It was indoors in an office.

One of my co-workers said it was all at once hilarious and scary to see it and that it was like a Kids In The Hall sketch.

I was asked why wasn’t I freaking out and my response was, "I’ve played a little shinney in my time, I think I know when I guy is about to tomahawk."

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Exactly.

Cops let me keep the stick though.

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You got to hang that up in your office

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Sounds like another missing person and you got the hockey stick

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Of all the crazy things I’ve seen the hockey stick is pretty tame but I think I might mount it on a frame or something and hang it up for sh1ts and giggles.

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Luck for him you weren’t in the car park

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I got the stick, but no idea what happened to the guy after he ran from the cops.

I guess he banged on another door and scared some people before he got to my office.

Jokes on you, I believe the penalty for what he did is only a 10-minute misconduct.

He might be back…

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At this location I know exactly where the CCTV doesn’t cover the spots in the parking lot.

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One can only hope!