Guy came at me with a hockey stick today

[Captain_Canuck]

[Mutant]

@Captain_Canuck

@Mutant

Sounds like another missing person and you got the hockey stick

I got the stick, but no idea what happened to the guy after he ran from the cops.

I guess he banged on another door and scared some people before he got to my office.

So he scraped and was banging on neighbors doors for help. Looks like you are Dahmer Jr!

[kevsh]

That’s the second most Canadian story I’ve ever heard.

The first was almost identical in every way except the guy was waving a bottle of maple syrup.

[Mountain_Medic]

@Captain_Canuck

@HYBRID_JON

You got to hang that up in your office

Of all the crazy things I’ve seen the hockey stick is pretty tame but I think I might mount it on a frame or something and hang it up for sh1ts and giggles.

You can point at it occasionally, when people get out of line.

[Captain_Canuck]

Bro, I don’t eat people…

[Captain_Canuck]

@kevsh

The first was almost identical in every way except the guy was waving a bottle of maple syrup.

That happens more often than you might think…

[Captain_Canuck]

@Mountain_Medic

You can point at it occasionally, when people get out of line.

I’m hoping he comes back today.

[Mountain_Medic]

Looking for the lost and found box

[Mutant]

@Captain_Canuck

Bro, I don’t eat people…

[Captain_Canuck]

Luckily for me my past work in social services with persons who are less than desirable has made me immune to being too worried about a lot of things.

So a lot of my co-workers chuckle about my less than worried responses to some situations.

[Captain_Canuck]

Are we counting cunnilingus?