My nuts ache and I have to shit but I'm afraid fecal matter will splash up in it.
Also they gave me a bunch of valium and that shit got me fucked up.
And he stretched my vas deferens out and showed them to me. Gross.
Nice, op... Good move. No more worries
Stay on top of those painkillers, I consider balls the get outta jail free card for being a toughass. Double up freezer bags, fill with about 70/30 water and rubbing alcohol, you got a freezer gelpack. Get about a half dozen of those on heavy rotation lol. And I added about 25% to all the doctor advice. I'm supposed to wear a jockstrap for a week? 10 days won't hurt.
Oh, and don't let a 3 year old do a Captain Kirk double axe handle smash to the boys on day 3 or it's going to feel like you got revasectomized.
Ugh. It aches.
Been there. It takes a few days before you'll be ready to ride a bike or do burpees.
On the positive side, you will now be proficient in ball-shaving (assuming that's what you had to do).
congrats on your soon to be black children
Yaaay! Creampies forever!
Icy Mike -Ugh. It aches.
Bag of frozen peas stat.
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Dont sneeze.
What does it feel like to not be a real man anymore ?
Shooting blanks
NorthernHospitality -Yaaay! Creampies forever!
Who raised you?!
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Pretjah -congrats on your soon to be black children
My children already are black doofus.
NorthernHospitality -Icy Mike -Ugh. It aches.
Bag of frozen peas stat.
Or edamame...
Icy Mike -Pretjah -congrats on your soon to be black children
My children already are black doofus.
well it worked already congrats
Had mine done in 2002. No big deal. I was 100% in a week or less.
Stop being a pussy did it last year it's that that bad at all.
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Canooke -NorthernHospitality -Yaaay! Creampies forever!
Who raised you?!
Lol
Mark
Lucky for you thst tiny nuts heal faster.