Had a vivid shart dream last night

Had to go check the underwear and they were trashed. Pretty disturbing. Phone Post 3.0

I shared right after showering this am. One step out the door, and it wasn't a fart. Like a quick blast from a squirt gun. Did the cowboy walk back to bathroom. Chucked the skivvies and put on a new pair.

I don't even try to clean the shart drawers anymore. I live in a first world country, would not be patriotic to have to clean out a shart underwear. Not doing it. Phone Post 3.0

So basically it wasn't a dream, you just shit yourself while sleeping.

A sign of things to come.

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