Had Gargamel eaten a Smurf before?

He seemed to know that they were delicious. Phone Post 3.0

great question ... in for fucking answers !!!!!

I'd eat Smurfette.



AND lick her little blue asshole.

Why has this not crossed my mind ever? What the hell is wrong with me?? Phone Post 3.0

He wanted to eat the Smurfs? I thought he had some way to turn them into gold, thats how I remember it. Phone Post 3.0

"When Gargamel first appeared in Le Voleur de schtroumpf ("The Smurfnapper"), published in 1959, he captured a Smurf which he needed as an ingredient for a potion to make gold in accordance with the famed alchemic legend of the Philosopher's Stone."

The smurfs are symbolic of psilocbyin, the pychoactive compound of psychedelic mushrooms. When you break the stem of a pychedelic mushroom, for example P. Cubensis, it stains blue - like the smurfs (who live in mushrooms).

Gargamel represents the father of pychedelic chemistry, Albert Hoffman, the man who discovered LSD and later synthesized psilocybin and mescaline.

warez - The smurfs are symbolic of psilocbyin, the pychoactive compound of psychedelic mushrooms. When you break the stem of a pychedelic mushroom, for example P. Cubensis, it stains blue - like the smurfs.

Gargamel represents the father of pychedelic chemistry, Albert Hoffman, the man who discovered LSD and later synthesized psilocybin and mescaline.
Makes sense to me. Phone Post 3.0

fryabusa - He wanted to eat the Smurfs? I thought he had some way to turn them into gold, thats how I remember it. Phone Post 3.0
From what I remember he started out wanting to eat them then later episodes turn them to gold. I think the producers or whatever thought eating the surfs might send a worse message to us kids. And as an adult and along with the internet i see it firs much better with the communism aspect.

And best vid ever is "papa smurf says shake that ass bitch and let me see what ya got" get that song stuck in your head it's going nowhere Phone Post 3.0

At least that's what the mushrooms told me.

phydeau - I'd eat Smurfette.



AND lick her little blue asshole.

Blue tongue bros high five!

warez - The smurfs are symbolic of psilocbyin, the pychoactive compound of psychedelic mushrooms. When you break the stem of a pychedelic mushroom, for example P. Cubensis, it stains blue - like the smurfs (who live in mushrooms).

Gargamel represents the father of pychedelic chemistry, Albert Hoffman, the man who discovered LSD and later synthesized psilocybin and mescaline.
I watched the movie on shrooms and this was threat thought I had. They live in fucking mushrooms Phone Post 3.0

Whoop...it's lick my ass...not shake lol

http://youtu.be/165gDknC18A Phone Post 3.0

Non N00B -
phydeau - I'd eat Smurfette.



AND lick her little blue asshole.

Blue tongue bros high five!
Three way internet highfive Phone Post 3.0

There is just something lol funny with smurf porn

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If we're finally gonna ask the tough questions were the Tanners from Full House and the Tanners from Alf related?

Papa Boner

Festus - There is just something lol funny with smurf porn

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There's a real porn with Lexi Belle as
Smurfette getting banged by Gargamel. It's surprisingly pretty hot. Phone Post 3.0