Ham is horrible, I hate it on sandwiches...

yet sliced pork roast is not bad at all.

What gives? It's all pig right?

Ham is the biggest waste of a pizza topping ever

Ham is pink and slimy. Pork roast slices are beige color with a 'meatier' texture.

Petey Mohammad Ackbar Wheatstraw?....

"Ham is the biggest waste of a pizza topping ever"

That causes anger in me. When a group orders multiple pizzas, that one asshole always has to chime in "Make sure you get one with ham!"

Lux Fixxins - 

You’re dead to me.



first post nails it again.

Sorry PW, I can no longer be your friend.

You shouldn't eat meat

What about chicken cordon bleu?

That shit is good and I don’t particularly care for ham, either. 

"What about chicken cordon bleu?

That shit is good and I don’t particularly care for ham, either."

I remember getting those sandwiches from Arby's years ago. The ham didn't really bother me. I guess adding fried chicken, cheese and mayo neutralized the disgusting-ness of the ham.

Jesus Christ those things must have been fattening.

"You shouldn't eat meat"

I disagree. It's a big part of my life and contributes a lot to my happiness.

PeteyWheatstraw - "You shouldn't eat meat"

I disagree. It's a big part of my life and contributes a lot to my happiness.

It's contributing a lot to your heart disease and arteriosclerosis as well

Lux Fixxins -

You’re dead to me.

!

PeteyWheatstraw - "Ham is the biggest waste of a pizza topping ever"

That causes anger in me. When a group orders multiple pizzas, that one asshole always has to chime in "Make sure you get one with ham!"

Had a mistake pizza the other day that was just ham.  I was hungry so I ate a few pieces.  It was worthless to have on there.  If you're okay eating pig, why would you not opt for bacon or pepperoni 

PeteyWheatstraw - Ham is pink and slimy. Pork roast slices are beige color with a 'meatier' texture.

I don't know what kind of ham you get but when I get ham it's not slimey.

holly9000 - 
PeteyWheatstraw - "You shouldn't eat meat"

I disagree. It's a big part of my life and contributes a lot to my happiness.

It's contributing a lot to your heart disease and arteriosclerosis as well

Aren't those fat people problems?

No concern of mine. If eating meat is wrong, I don't want to be right.

PeteyWheatstraw - 
holly9000 - 
PeteyWheatstraw - "You shouldn't eat meat"

I disagree. It's a big part of my life and contributes a lot to my happiness.

It's contributing a lot to your heart disease and arteriosclerosis as well

Aren't those fat people problems?

No concern of mine. If eating meat is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Nope they're carnivore problems

Me - "Son, there's a guy on the internet who doesn't like ham on his sandwiches". 

Son - "Dad, don't make fun of him. Maybe he's retarded". 

You should really differentiate between the shitty processed ham eight added water, and the real, absolutely beautiful carved and roasted ham that you should be having in your sandwich. Not great on pizza though.