Can someone tell her that you don’t merely eat the pulled pork sandwich — you gotta mix the greens with the mac & cheesy potatoes, and finish it off with the banana pudding + 10 oz. of whiskey.
This one is 3/10 compared to every third Tiktok bitch on my feed — but we’re doubled up on intrinsic value alone.
I got this bitch locked in my role as the Crypt Keeper’s side chick if she can put down 83 cigarettes a day on set.
That would be like trying to fuck a baby deer
She needs to put on three or four dozen pounds