Has Your Wife/SO Ever Seen You Fight?

The Donkeypuncher -

Hell yeah she has. She’s got great head movement but when I connected she had a glass chin. 

My second to last wife was a brawler. Impressive chin, stabbed me once toward the end of our marriage. 

Saw the aftermath...  his bloody face n shirt. Think it turned her on 

Yes.  She both appreciates this intent but reminds me how stupid it was and how much I scared our daughter.  It was the kind of thing that could have easily landed me in a foreign jail were it not for the preferential treatment foreigners with money were getting at the time.  These days I’d probably get disappeared 

No but she's seen me tossed out of the bar by someone after dumping a beer on their table 

Nope, but she's seen someone back down from me when we were dating. Fast forward 20 years and I can't even fight acid reflux from a piece of pizza.

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My wife has seen me in about half of my MMA fights.

close but no cigar. she parked in a busy place while I ran in and got gelato cones for us both. I came out and two frat boy types in a brand new Vette convertible were giving her a bunch of shit about her parking. I walked out and asked " what are you two faggots doing". lol. I had these two huge gelatos cones in my hand. wearing cargo shorts and ring t-shirt, red wing steel toes ankle boots. was swoll at the time, probably about 245 lbs. They muttered something. I was getting in the car, I had told them to go suck each others dicks. One of them muttered something. I got back out of the car still holding these big ass cones that were dripping and melting and shit. 

I said..... Do I need to put my ice cream down? serious as a mother fucker, like real question. They turned silent and slowly sat in their car, no response.   

It is one of my friends favorite stories. they always ask me to tell it when we are drinking and it is the punchline to all of our fake disputes. Do I need to put my ice cream down lives forever. 

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Twice but I wish she’d never seen that side of me, neither fight was protecting her honour more just me seeing red when out drinking. Try to pride myself on being rational and fair and am always the guy who resolved conflicts amongst friends and family but it just didn’t work out that way those two times.

Interestingly enough, although she’s very anti violence we were out at dinner with other couples, drinks flowing and this exact topic came up and she recalled the memories with a weird sense of pride and sort of gloating to her girl friends that I can turn up the heat sometimes lmao

To many to count. She hates it but understands as long as she wins all the verbal ones 

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Lol gotta love the OG

In my 20’s I was in a softball game and I guy was talking shit. I said whatever you want. He was on first base and said “No after the game so no one breaks it up”. Like two pitches later the batter hits a lazy fly ball to left and dude starts walking to me (I was playing 3rd) and when he got within reach I punched him. He went down but the rest of his team swarmed. I was guesting for team I was playing on and only two guys backed me up. I stayed on my feet and still touched more than I got touched. More effect at least. 

My (then girlfriend) wife was yelling at my team telling them to get in there. 

Its the only time she saw me actually punch someone. I’ve stood a couple guys down with her around but it’s a rule that I try my hardest to not fight with my other around. My whole life. Now I’m old. I’m not getting into any fights unless it’s way unavoidable. 

Samoa - 

In my 20’s I was in a softball game and I guy was talking shit. I said whatever you want. He was on first base and said “No after the game so no one breaks it up”. Like two pitches later the batter hits a lazy fly ball to left and dude starts walking to me (I was playing 3rd) and when he got within reach I punched him. He went down but the rest of his team swarmed. I was guesting for team I was playing on and only two guys backed me up. I stayed on my feet and still touched more than I got touched. More effect at least. 

My (then girlfriend) wife was yelling at my team telling them to get in there. 

Its the only time she saw me actually punch someone. I’ve stood a couple guys down with her around but it’s a rule that I try my hardest to not fight with my other around. My whole life. Now I’m old. I’m not getting into any fights unless it’s way unavoidable. 

Last week you slammed that dude at the market grabbing all the corned beef pretty damn hard.

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pahulkster -

Nah. I'm pretty composed. She thinks me being annoyed at something is me totally angry lol. I grew up with violence and she has no fucking idea, but that's not a bad thing. 

Hey me 

Closest thing was when this drunk asshole started cursing at a sushi chef. I escorted him to the door and he started getting aggressive so I threw him out on his ass. 

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No, 

she hasn’t talked back to me yet surprisingly. That’ll be the day 

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Thankfully, no. The last time i got into a fight was in my 20's in TJ. Some guy and his friends started shit with me and my friends because we weren't local. Unfortunately for them, we all trained and were in our primes. We fucked them up. I beat one dude within an inch of his life, he might have died, i don't know because we got the hell out of the country immediately, and I've never been back to Mexico. I don't feel bad about it because one of them stabbed my friend, fortunately, it was superficial. I've never told my wife about it and i don't get involved in shit anymore unless it is a direct threat to me or her. I'm almost 40 now and it's just not worth it.

L8er 

Never a real fight. Back when we took karate together, sone dude swept her and she landed flat on her back. In the next round, I accidentally connected with the guys jaw; he got all woozy. My wife thought I did it for revenge; I knew I was gonna get laid that night.

I've been the other guy. Rare that's its about a woman. You look at me and I seem like an easy target I guess but I'll throw the first punch 90% of the time. Something about being mexican and flight not being in DNA unless you see ICE.

yep

my wife's brother is one of those big bruiser type tma dudes. the kind of guy all the tricky tma moves work for not just because he's been practicing it in exquisite detail for 30 years, but because he's a naturally huge, naturally animal strong guy that could have walked in off the street and murdered any given person in any dojo he's ever been in if he'd wanted to.

bill walks around about 270 and, while he looks soft, you'd quickly find out he's built like a bag of quickcrete

i'm pretty sure her seeing me successfully meeet the need to handle myself early on in our relationship helped me get past that "can this guy protect me if i move from my family's care to his care?" question i think most women have built into their psychology when they choose a mate.

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