Have I seen the most Hogs on the OG?

Not counting porn hog, I mean in the flesh another mans hog. When I was a CO had to do a lot of strip searches. my first year in the jail i worked security were I would have to strip search like 10 dudes a day. 

I think my hog count must be around the 2-3000 mark, and TBH mine was still the best of the bunch. So who can beat me?

Other longer serving COs, Doctors, Nurses, Police Officers, Gays, Urinal Cock Gazers whats you hog count?

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You spelled sucked wrong

 

And the answer is yes

TheMMAn - 

You spelled sucked wrong

 

And the answer is yes



They wouldn't always let me, shit bags!

TheMMAn -

You spelled sucked wrong

 

And the answer is yes

BOOM

Biggest you ever saw?
Smallest?
Tastiest you ever had?

INtensely INterested 

MMA Playwright - Biggest you ever saw?
Smallest?
Tastiest you ever had?

Out of all the dicks the only one I can actually recall was a con that went by the name of toad. He was a wee dude like 5'5' and had a monster cock he called his bull toad, hence the name toad, it was fucking big TBF, even by OGer standards. Odd given the mans size, it was near down to his bloody knees.

 

Don't ever really recall the small ones, none really small enough to shock. No gay.

Never_rolled - 

I have a female friend that's a CO. 95% of the jail population is black. They jerk off so much the CO's call it "gunning". She has developed a strong hatred of them. It doesn't stop us from teasing her about all the black cock she has seen.



Yeah happens a lot in the jail. Fucking murder doing night shift with a popular women CO as the cons would ring the buzzer and be wanking off, and 1/2 the bloody time it was me that had to answer.

Do you also have to search for possible stashed contraband? Up the anus?

MMA Playwright - Do you also have to search for possible stashed contraband? Up the anus?

Na, we had a special seat for them to sit on. If we knew someone had swallowed drugs we used to wait for them to shit them out, but we stopped even doing that as the cons just ate their shit covered drugs out the toliet and there was not many volunteers to go and roll about with someone over a shit. 

 

BrocksSwockRanTrane_onShane -
TheMMAn - 

You spelled sucked wrong

 

And the answer is yes



They wouldn't always let me, shit bags!

You gotta work on your game, playa

TheMMAn - 
BrocksSwockRanTrane_onShane -
TheMMAn - 

You spelled sucked wrong

 

And the answer is yes



They wouldn't always let me, shit bags!

You gotta work on your game, playa



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A hog is not a hog unless it’s primed to perform it’s primary function of pounding into women. When they are soft, are a a peen, weiner, pee-pee, softie, or some other term denoting a cute but unready state. You haven’t seen many hogs, just many peens.

So how many can you fit up your bum bum all at once?

emu67 - 

A hog is not a hog unless it’s primed to perform it’s primary function of pounding into women. When they are soft, are a a peen, weiner, pee-pee, softie, or some other term denoting a cute but unready state. You haven’t seen many hogs, just many peens.



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OP is the grand champion of hog viewing. Congrats. 

NH had been posting here for years, she may have you beat via PM

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NH had been posting here for years, she may have you beat via PM

Probably this