Have you heard of a "lunk alarm"?

OG - my wife and her girlfriends were dying of laughter when one of their husbands went to a Planet Fitness gym and worked out.

He was lifting heavyweights and he exhaled, and a fucking alarm went off...he is a very laid back guy and was confused. Upon his surprise the gym said "No grunting" and he had the "lunk alarm" go off on him.

Do you guys know of this bullshit? I heard they also feed people free pizza and donuts...this place should he called "Planet Fatness"...pieces of shit are encouraging the obesity epidemic. Wtf...share stories for lulz please. Phone Post 3.0

Jimmy Rustler has tried to set off the lunk alarm, but can't.

Fade The Public - Jimmy Rustler has tried to set off the lunk alarm, but can't.
Vu for remembering jimmy rustler...father of the Crunk alarm. Rip Phone Post 3.0

Doctor Strange - I constantly set it off. I make as much fucking noise as possible. Phone Post 3.0
Lol you serious?

Do they write people up? Phone Post 3.0

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What's a lunk? Phone Post 3.0

There are some pretty funny videos on YouTube of people trolling the lunk alarm. Phone Post 3.0

I don't understand, are people passing out all the time?

Aren't they discriminating against lunks? They are people too! Phone Post 3.0

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FanToFighter - Aren't they discriminating against lunks? They are people too! Phone Post 3.0
I was thinking the same a few years back when they started... Like, it's a judge free zone, but aren't they judging the big guys for being themselves? Lol. Phone Post 3.0

No deadlifts ? Eat a bowl of shit ! Phone Post 3.0

Ronnie Coleman broke one.

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Lol I didn't see the " no supersetting " Phone Post 3.0

No dead lifts? That is mind boggling. That's like a no jumping sign on a trampoline. Phone Post 3.0

Thank god. The most annoying thing about a gym is guys screaming like they're fucking delivering a baby while lifting. What a bunch of fags. Phone Post 3.0

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KZTT_MMAfan55 - What's a lunk? Phone Post 3.0


basically a weight lifter



in some locations, they apparently do not like people to breathe per OP

It's not that they don't want people to breathe. They just don't want anyone to work hard and improve their fitness. Not only would this embarrass most of their members (who go there just so they can tell their friends they go to a gym), it would also cause wear and tear on the equipment. Phone Post 3.0

Aaronrodgers=GOAT - 
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On September 29th somebody's grandpa was curling in the squat rack? Fuck yelling at him, should have kicked his ass.  You know the old fucker was blow-drying his balls in the sink, too.