my kickass smokin wife asked me to request suggestions from the UG
she joined a roller derby team and recently chose her derby-name
now she needs a number and a slogan for the intros
her name is Uma Plata
she came up with that on her own, which made me proud
we were going to go with number "Round 1", but there is roller code against using "1" out of respect for a fallen derby girl who wore it. it's retired.
right now it's registered as "3 taps", but maybe we can do better
no idea on a slogan. maybe something like, "skate against this girl and you'll be forced to submit." or "Joe Rogan says this girl is PHENOMENAL!"
the official derby register or whatever you call it is here:
http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/
"Vitor wants the guard now"
roller,.... in pain!!!
nice one Mike!
that's interesting clarkkent. there is a girl on the team named Shelly, who goes by "Shelby N. Pain." (she'll be in pain)
wtf is roller derby?
believe it or not it's a serious sport. from what i understand old school roller derby was an extension of pro-rasslin. so i didn't know what to expect.
my wife was talking about fighting mma, which obviously would be pretty crazy. she said roller derby would be the perfect sport for her. coincidentally, we heard about a team and went to check it out. the girls were doing straight endurance training so i knew it was for real immediately.
Uma is 98 pounds of aches and bruises, but she's having a blast.
http://www.myspace.com/demolitioncity
a girl in our local roller derby league was paralyzed. a good friend of mind has had to knee surgeries. best of luck to your wife. i hope she stays healthy.
cheers,
jj
yeah, we lost a girl to a broken tail bone already this season. actually, smackgirl might be the safer way to go.
number you say? 187 of course haha
No pics of supposedly hot wife=FAIL
OK that comes with the territory, but she doesn't get the photo session until the name, number, and slogan are picked. = pass with a B-
ttt
Need pics for inspiration. Promise of future pics may be pass with C-, B- is very optimistic.
i was going to suggest 5150, but looks like that is already taken.
FAIL
pics of wife in rollerskates or work.
pics will be needed