i work with a portuguese girl who is a little down today...anybody have any good jokes or whatever in portuguese to cheer her up? (no pick up lines, im taken care of)
thanks
Malucas missivas
O médico andava pelo hospício quando vê um louco escrevendo e ele pergunta:
- O que você está fazendo?
E o louco responde:
- Estou escrevendo uma carta.
O médico:
- E para quem é?
O louco: É para mim mesmo.
O médico: E o que está escrito?
E o louco: Não sei, ainda não recebi.
thank you! i dont want to dwell on her troubles though, just put a smile on her face
c'mon...no one else wants to help out a sad girl at work?
if she´s portuguese, she´ll love this one:
how many portuguese guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 9 guys. one to hold up the light bulb and 8 more to spin the ladder.
lol...i would but im not portuguese and that would break the rules of "political correctness"
Put a spanish or a brazilian in the place of the portuguese that she will laugh.
do you think i want a pack of angry Brazilian vale-tudo fighters after me?
does anyone know that line that goes something like "go play with your little worm in the sand"?