Hey fighter, you'll give me half your purse....

... or else this mandatory pre-fight drug test is going to test positive for steroids.

Go ahead. Say no. See what happens. You think anyone will believe you? You'll be labeled a "cheater" for the rest of your career.

It just went up to 60% of your purse.

Hot cross buns

 

huh?

The good news is that if you do pay up, a positive steroid test will come back clean.

why would a fight carry a woman's purse around?

and why would someone want him to tear it in half? Phone Post 3.0

I hope you're kidding. Purse = winnings (as in money) in a fight.

kalt - I hope you're kidding. Purse = winnings (as in money) in a fight.
Why would an MMA fighter keep his money in a purse???

Stupid op Phone Post 3.0