So i was out shoping with my son today at the Nordstrom Rack, when something really weird and disturbing happened. To be honest it was freakishly frightening.
We came upon this weird looking man who's look was unmistakable. I said to my son, "wow look son that's the guy from that cartoon!". My son didn't know what i was talking about, but i guess they don't play it anymore.
So here's the scary part. This guy begins to follow us around the store while chomping down hamburgers like crazy and even held one up to his eye, pretending its a camera or something. i grabbed my son's hand and began to serpentine through the isle of clothes. It's a good thing he wasn't very fit due to his glutonous devouring of hamburgers. We hid under a rack of clothes, and waited for him to leave. We could hear him mumbling to himself, always repeating his sentences twice (really weird). We managed to elude him, but his image will forever be burned into our brains. My son still has not stopped crying :(