High speed connections.

I don't have a phone line in my house. All I use is my cell phone, so I really don't want to pay 20 bucks a month for a basic standard line from Southwestern Bell so I can get DSL. My apartment complex gives me free cable that sucks (TVMAX) so I can't get a cable modem. Is there any company that will drop me in a high speed line without a phone line? Are there any cheaper phone lines available? This whole "can't play Halo 2 online" thing is really starting to make me feel left out, alone, and a little scared. Plus I can't download porn without an internet connection at home.