Hilarious thing i do to piss off my lover

When watching television i like to stand in front of the tv and block the view.  My lover yells MOVE!! so i start shaking my ass dancing.  I say when I hear MOVE my instincts is to dance.   I love to dance.   My lover gets so mad and even swear at me.  

You would think he'd be used to you by now.

I love to dance 

OP is a liar.  Dogs can't talk.

OP, you are dating TSwiftie aren't you??

You lucky dog! I was wondering who she wrote that song about. You're the modern day Warren Beatty!

I love to dance

I do something similar. They get so angry and I just giggle at them.