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As the longtime undisputed and undefeated Call of Duty clan leader, I was the glue that held the clan together through high K/D's and low K/D's. I was the one they counted on when we were pinned down and we needed to mount an offensive maneuver to free the squad. I jumped on the grenades and helped my chubby Canadian squad mates find hiding spots so they could catch their breath and eat their snacks. I kept the teenaged opponents from picking on our Australian member for talking like a gay. I protected our weak and feeble members in Texas from 12 yr olds that called them fat and poked fun at the other stuff that was true about them. And today, I was ousted from my role as beloved dear leader.

So today i embark on a new journey to aquire a new family to run amok in Call of Duty: Ghosts (PS3)

Inquire in here for monthly membership rates and so I can get your Tshirt size for our team uniform.

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#3

Holy shit, that's the fattest soldier I've ever seen. Is he from Florida or Texas? Phone Post 3.0

#4

Texas City, Florida actually.

#5

I think DaveFu has this covered. Phone Post 3.0

#6

khaleesi - I think DaveFu has this covered. Phone Post 3.0

His code name is eclipse because he caused one one time when he stood in front of the sun.

#7

-FC- - Your new name is "imverysensitive" Phone Post 3.0
Oh I forgot u owed me a new one. Is that really it? Phone Post 3.0

#8

All joking aside, that kid is legit Seal team 6.  Rumored to have been the one who took down Bin Laden and ate the downed helicopter to destroy it.

#9

LOL Phone Post 3.0

#10

If you need an arch enemy...
I'm your huckleberry ... Phone Post 3.0

#11

That fat fuck pisses me off. I cant in good conscience give all the former marines on here shit if they can use that fatty mcfattems as a trump card.

#12

I gave you my copy of The Last of Us -- that's got to be worth something, right?

#13

Fighting - 


lol did I read ps3?  nigga, you poor! 



I'm not poor. My former homies were poor so I didnt buy a PS4 so I could continue to lead them.

#14

itswhitty - I gave you my copy of The Last of Us -- that's got to be worth something, right?


You did and the game was AWESOME! Can you PM me your address again?

#15

No, I dont play gay games

#16

Lol. Nader has left us. I may just retire from ps3 now. Phone Post 3.0

#17

I still play MW3.  I can't get into Ghosts.  I own it, but I think it sucks.

#18

If you're willing to embark on a journey of black ops 1 with me then we can be besties for at least 2-3 weeks until we get bored.

I will also settle for MW2, MW3, and even that pile of turd BLOPS 2.

#19

I play MW3 a few times a week.

Kingfanpaul on ps3 Phone Post 3.0

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