Horror Movie villains who weren't so bad.

Candyman: I mean you have to literally ask him three times in front of a mirror to show up and kill you. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u1cH1mbJYk

Pinhead and the Cenobites: You have to open the box and almost everyone knows it's bad news before opening it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utsyWNoupM

Jerry Dandrige-Fright Night: I think he liked Charlie, and Charlie had to keep fucking with him. I still don't know if his Kevin Bacon-looking butler was his gay zombie or what. I am still confused by that one. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umXsFrL6kcA

Freddy Krueger

Maybe the counselors shouldn't have let the retard drown in the fuckin' lake!?

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EKPOGI - 

Freddy Krueger

Uhhhh no.....he was a diddler. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjD0zpCOOyA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eJg2qBRtg8

Red Dougie - 

Maybe the counselors shouldn't have let the retard drown in the fuckin' lake!?

Friday the 13th is a clever allegory for slavery. Jason demands reparations from all the counselors decades after his tragic life. 

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Michael Myers.  Just stay away from those Strode bitches and he has no bones to pick with you.

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The Critters in Critters. 

Rumpelstiltskin.  He kept his end of the deal.  The bitch broke the pact.

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The Anna Paquin movie darkness....it just got dark....like it always has....every night.....forever.....I guess it kills you if you are a shitty actress in a movie written by....somebody dropping something on a keyboard and filming(RANDOM, NONSENSICAL JUMPSCARE) whatever was shit out on the page.

Leatherface was just trying to eat, plus they kept breaking into his house. Those first few kills were legal under Texas law.

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Chucky better catch me slipping hard, or his head is going yard, son. 

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daniel day lewil's character in there will be blood was only bad to people who were bad to him.

almost like he was the good guy.

PeoriaBJJ - 

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All of the Universal Monsters were sympathetic. That’s what made them so great. Frankenstein, Wolfman, Dracula, Creature, Mummy, Phantom, Invisible Man were all fairly decent blokes unless you fucked with them.

Hans Gruber was so fucking cool that its hard to hate him

ShanTheMan - 

Hans Gruber was so fucking cool that its hard to hate him

The only people who thought Die Hard was horror movie were yuppies hooked on blow. 

The leprechaun.  I don't care how evil that little faggot thinks he is, I want that smoke. 

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ShanTheMan - 

Hans Gruber was so fucking cool that its hard to hate him

The only people who thought Die Hard was horror movie were yuppies hooked on blow. 

As I clicked out of the thread I noticed the word horror. Fuckin idiot! I am so stupid!

Steve4192 - 
PeoriaBJJ - 

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All of the Universal Monsters were sympathetic. That’s what made them so great. Frankenstein, Wolfman, Dracula, Creature, Mummy, Phantom, Invisible Man were all fairly decent blokes unless you fucked with them.

Dracula literally killed/turned people he just met, and carried soil around with him to England where he could go kill more people. 1931 Dracula that is.

ShortElbowInTheClinch - 

The leprechaun.  I don't care how evil that little faggot thinks he is, I want that smoke. 

He just wanted his gold. 

He's like a repo man when you're behind on your payments.