House shopping for your cult? 45 bedrooms!

Looking for your cults new digs? Need room for your sister wives? Try this place!

http://houstonarea.har.com/2354-county-road-59/sale_81589854

Really what's the point...?

Unless you are a fool you know that after the Silent Tribulation on Aug 13th 2016, will come the 71 Days of Wrath, followed by Alien rescue of the innocent and then very quickly The Apocalypse itself. Sooo... unless there's an attached Doomsday bunker, it's really a non-starter. At this late date, people woud be better off just preparing their body with the 9 ritual ointments, rather than buyng real estate, IMO.

Also, quite frankly, in a home that size I would expect to see more built-in linen closets.