How anderson passed then failed steroid test

OP..

What advantages does the diet mnt dew steroid masking technique offer over using the standard non-diet mnt dew blend?

If OP`s opinion on fedor didnt convince you he was a retard, well, this thread ...

So just drinking water can beat these tests?

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I know you guys thinking diet mt dew is hilarious, but I have seen that pass many tests for people.

Diet Mt Dew has a strong diueretic effect, because of its composition, More than any other pop that I have seen.

Diet Mt Dew 60 oz will make you piss completely clear within 2 hrs.

 

Obviously blood tests have nothing.  But they generally use Urine tests, to screen. And reality they dont test for drugs, they tests for metabolite, which is the kidney reaction to get rid of these drugs.  Metabolites are stored in Urine, and make urine tests shpw longer period of time than blood. You can pass marijuana blood test in a day or two.  But can be months for marijuana

Brawndos got electrolytes Phone Post 3.0

Neil McCauley - If OP`s opinion on fedor didnt convince you he was a retard, well, this thread ...


fedor the guy that got smashed into retirement by 90 year old mw henderson



Or fedor the GOAT who ducked the UFC when EVERYONE signed



Fedor is similiar to wandy he looked great fighting cans, imagine fedor against cain how would that go?

this is a valid technique used by many if not most of the fighters, but one has to be careful not to drink too much Diet Mt. Dew, as the high caffeine content could lead to a positive test for amphetamines.

kyleburkle - 
Neil McCauley - If OP`s opinion on fedor didnt convince you he was a retard, well, this thread ...


fedor the guy that got smashed into retirement by 90 year old mw henderson



Or fedor the GOAT who ducked the UFC when EVERYONE signed



Fedor is similiar to wandy he looked great fighting cans, imagine fedor against cain how would that go?


gonna need some bigger bait than that bro to reel me in.

Guys that would demolish Fedor Emliawhatever

Jon Jones

Rashad Evans

Anthony Johnson

Lyoto Machida

Obviously Dan Henderson

Prime Liddell

Prime Rampage Rampage>Henderson all u need to now

Prime Couture

Cain 

JDS

Prime Gonzaga would be a toss up

Werdum now

Travis Browne would be a issue or Fedor also

Cormier

TRT Belfort

 

 

didnt read and lol at derailing your own thread

kyleburkle - 


Guys that would demolish Fedor Emliawhatever



Jon Jones



Rashad Evans



Anthony Johnson



Lyoto Machida



Obviously Dan Henderson



Prime Liddell



Prime Rampage Rampage>Henderson all u need to now



Prime Couture



Cain 



JDS



Prime Gonzaga would be a toss up



Werdum now



Travis Browne would be a issue or Fedor also



Cormier



TRT Belfort



 



 



tenors are the scum of the earth

You can't water up for a weed test. It is not water soluble. Phone Post 3.0

DrHarryballzonya - You can't water up for a weed test. It is not water soluble. Phone Post 3.0


yes u can even though its not water soluble



if you drink lots of water and pee clear midstream you will past test that you would fail if you pissed yellow and not watered up

drinking water like crazy like kids do does nothing over time

but if you drink lots of water right before test you will pass

2 things pre fight anderson had to cut weight becoming dehydrated, right before fight he couldnt have drank a shit pile of water or he woulda had to piss his guts out by round 2.   Post fight he was dehydrated again because of the grueling battle

Wasn't it a blood test?? Phone Post 3.0

kyleburkle -


drinking water like crazy like kids do does nothing over time



but if you drink lots of water right before test you will pass



2 things pre fight anderson had to cut weight becoming dehydrated, right before fight he couldnt have drank a shit pile of water or he woulda had to piss his guts out by round 2.   Post fight he was dehydrated again because of the grueling battle

So what your saying is diet mt dew is a masking agent? Also the quantity of water in your system dictates if you pass steroid tests??

Stay off the drugs kid Phone Post 3.0

Didn't you just put that your performance decreases when you stop taking steroids??

Now your a piss expert? Phone Post 3.0

Maybe he used the whizzinator.