How Big Do You Think Andre's Dong Was?

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They say it is directly proportional to hand size. If thats true Andre had the largest member EVER and it isn't close.

I have an 11kg (24lb) French Bulldog... I imagine Andres wang was about his size, only hairier Phone Post 3.0

about the size of verne troyer.

According to Hogan it was 9ft long and weighed close to 1000lbs, brother Phone Post 3.0

At least a Pringles can Phone Post 3.0

Which would make his bag look like a shopping bag with two mangos in it Phone Post 3.0

Samsonite1084 - At least a Pringles can Phone Post 3.0
Legit lol. Phone Post 3.0

There's no stories from women online? Phone Post 3.0

TSMontana - I can't even imagine the logistics of coitus with a normal-sized woman. Even if he was hung like a gnat...he's a HUGE gnat.
Maybe there was no penetration. Maybe regular sized women just licked his big fat stinky hog Phone Post 3.0

Hahahahaha, great thread. Um the size of a telephone pole probably Phone Post 3.0

Lol so I am thinking one of those big 2' summer sausage logs paired with a plastic grocery sack and two cantaloupes. Phone Post 3.0

"if you were Andre the giant, that shit would be slick. You could finger Fuck a girl, and she would think It's your dick." - ICP Phone Post 3.0

Someone on reddit had a story about everybody's fav jobber Virgil telling a andre the giant story



My buddy and I finally get on our plane headed to New Orleans, and as it starts filling up, guess who boards - none other than Virgil. And guess where his seat is? RIGHT BEHIND US. So now we get to listen to him talk for at least another 2 hours, and trust me, he talked alright. He keeps a stack of business cards thats probably about as thick as three decks of cards stacked together. Some notables are Sidney Crosby and Magic Johnson.

He told us the story of how Vince offered him his job with the WWE, how his partnership with Ted DiBiase came about, and tons of stories about Andre. Thanks to Virgil, I can never look at Andre the Giant the same again. He referred to Andre as the "firehose" and recounted a time when Andre took four chicks and "stacked them up like a sandwich" and went to town with his "cock fingers." Yes, Andre the Giant is no longer the same in my eyes. Nor are sandwiches.

He also performed for us his cunnilingus technique, right there on the plane. On an invisible woman.

For the love of all that is holy we finally land, and are able to free our grasp from Virgil. He asks for our phone numbers, which we actually give to him, and he calls us "the crew." That's right - me and my buddy are now a part of Virgil's "crew," hence the username. We quickly depart, before Virgil gets the idea to crash our hotel room.

How big is Buff Bagwell's cock? Phone Post 3.0

edward nigma - Someone on reddit had a story about everybody's fav jobber Virgil telling a andre the giant story



My buddy and I finally get on our plane headed to New Orleans, and as it starts filling up, guess who boards - none other than Virgil. And guess where his seat is? RIGHT BEHIND US. So now we get to listen to him talk for at least another 2 hours, and trust me, he talked alright. He keeps a stack of business cards thats probably about as thick as three decks of cards stacked together. Some notables are Sidney Crosby and Magic Johnson.

He told us the story of how Vince offered him his job with the WWE, how his partnership with Ted DiBiase came about, and tons of stories about Andre. Thanks to Virgil, I can never look at Andre the Giant the same again. He referred to Andre as the "firehose" and recounted a time when Andre took four chicks and "stacked them up like a sandwich" and went to town with his "cock fingers." Yes, Andre the Giant is no longer the same in my eyes. Nor are sandwiches.

He also performed for us his cunnilingus technique, right there on the plane. On an invisible woman.

For the love of all that is holy we finally land, and are able to free our grasp from Virgil. He asks for our phone numbers, which we actually give to him, and he calls us "the crew." That's right - me and my buddy are now a part of Virgil's "crew," hence the username. We quickly depart, before Virgil gets the idea to crash our hotel room.
"Some notables are Sidney Crosby and Magic Johnson."

What does this even mean in the context of your story? It's bugging me. Good story though Phone Post 3.0

Probably on par with the average forum member. Maybe a little thicker.

Really? Phone Post 3.0

brett4isu - Really? Phone Post 3.0
Stop being a fag and join the circle-jerk Phone Post 3.0

Andre Dong? Isn't he the pitcher for the A's?