How close have you been?

To going postal?

Today?

Magic Mago - Today?
Last ten minutes.

Close, but I decided against being a mailman at the last minute.

It seems like every day somebody pushes a button somehow someway that makes me want to flip shit

KICK - It seems like every day somebody pushes a button somehow someway that makes me want to flip shit
If you are being real , talk to a therapist or attend a leftist rally and make America great again .

EluThingol - Close, but I decided against being a mailman at the last minute.
*rimshot

Lux Fixxins -

Well, 1997 was 20 years ago,  so 20 years.

Boyfriend leave the toilet seat up?