How dirty is your ass right now

Would you let your wife or gf lick it?

Would you let a hooker tongue punch it?

Would you let a new hook up finger it? Phone Post 3.0

TryhardNobody - 

yes

yes

fag


This thread is beyond the limits of good taste imo Phone Post 3.0

SnapLocally - This thread is beyond the limits of good taste imo Phone Post 3.0
That's what they said about my ass too. Phone Post 3.0

I'm taking a shit so........not clean. Phone Post 3.0

Lulz McGee - I'm taking a shit so........not clean. Phone Post 3.0
Pics or it never happened Phone Post 3.0

You could eat your dinner off of it, hypothetically (no homo)

Dodge135 -

You could eat your dinner off of it, hypothetically (no homo)

Do you prefer honey or grape jelly? Phone Post 3.0

That's for me and my proctologist to know and for you to find out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

When are you free?

About 10 minutes ago I took a shower and while washing my butthole with the bar of zest, it lodged up there and is still in there until I take a shit. It happens frequently so i can expect to drop a zest nugget in a few hours.

To answer your question, my ass is pretty dam clean and fresh right now Phone Post 3.0

I spray my butthole with a mini shower nozzle attached to the wall next to the toilet. Im clean 24/7 unless during the actual process of making a shit. Dont understand how you can feel clean with just toilet paper. Id prefer to do an enema though if I would let my ass get fingered by a bearded stranger. But he can tongue punch me all day long if that is what you would like to know.

No

Yes

No

Hookers keep wet wipes on hand. I'm too lazy. Plus I just ate a bunch of Indian food and beer. Phone Post 3.0

In all seriousness I have a bad case of monkey butt right now. I must have had some serious anal leakage today. I'm walking around like a bowlegged cowboy .




Sorry no pics, use your imagination Phone Post 3.0

Shitting right now. Have a hemorrhoid and it hurts a lot. Gotta wash and throw some preparation H on there. It's a mess. Phone Post 3.0

No

No

No Phone Post 3.0

My ass is pretty darn clean but i still say no to all 3. Phone Post 3.0

Browsing whilst taking a shit right now so.... Phone Post 3.0

Thanks to my practice of using the Philippine Tabo, my bunghole is A.S.C.

 

(Always Squeaky Clean!!!)

No but it's pretty darn clean

Lol at the OG shitters Phone Post 3.0