I've often wondered this, especially given my own unpredictable shitting schedule. What do bus drivers do if they have to take a raging shit while at work? It's not like they can just pull off their route and stop at a McD's with a full bus and jump out to go take a shit. And the buses don't have toilets in them, so what the hell do they do?
Brilliant question! 
A joke setup with no punchline
For shame
I've had a bus driver stop and get out and go to the bathroom at a gas station.
Depends 
In the mouths of passengers mostly.
Get ahead of schedule by 5 minutes and take a dump at the next stop?
where I grew up, there are transit centers that begin and end a bus's route. they usually have a few minutes to stop and take care of their business
angryinch -The answer to your question is these people are "regular". I go before work, and after. I never have the urge at work. My body has "geared" to my mentality.
I've often wondered this, especially given my own unpredictable shitting schedule. What do bus drivers do if they have to take a raging shit while at work? It's not like they can just pull off their route and stop at a McD's with a full bus and jump out to go take a shit. And the buses don't have toilets in them, so what the hell do they do?
Through their anoose is my guess
Buddy of mine drove a school bus years ago. Said they had a guy who shit in a trash can on his route. When you gotta shit, you gotta shit.
Crossroads -angryinch -The answer to your question is these people are "regular". I go before work, and after. I never have the urge at work. My body has "geared" to my mentality.
I've often wondered this, especially given my own unpredictable shitting schedule. What do bus drivers do if they have to take a raging shit while at work? It's not like they can just pull off their route and stop at a McD's with a full bus and jump out to go take a shit. And the buses don't have toilets in them, so what the hell do they do?
Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can’t squeeze a drop without say-so.
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Chocolate Shatner -Crossroads -angryinch -The answer to your question is these people are "regular". I go before work, and after. I never have the urge at work. My body has "geared" to my mentality.
I've often wondered this, especially given my own unpredictable shitting schedule. What do bus drivers do if they have to take a raging shit while at work? It's not like they can just pull off their route and stop at a McD's with a full bus and jump out to go take a shit. And the buses don't have toilets in them, so what the hell do they do?
Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can’t squeeze a drop without say-so.
what do you do if your mom says no?
TryhardNobody - How about cops? They just shit in mcdonalds bathrooms all day? Or do they go home?If home is on their patrol route, sure. Cops, like truckers, know every clean bathroom in the city and probably what time it gets cleaned so they can be the first to shit
I'm a city bus driver, so I feel I'm qualified to answer this question. A bus driver typically learns to hold it till the end of the line, but when duty calls we just pull over, turn on the flashers, and hit the button that alerts command center that we have stopped. There is no repercussion for going to the restroom. We can stop at any time, any where. When we come back we finish the route since as scheduled since we have passengers. At the end we get rerouted to where we're supposed to be. If you have an empty bus it's easier because you get rerouted right away.
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Our city buses drive around empty for the most part so they can stop whenever they like.
There was a video couple years ago where a TTC driver pulled over to get a coffee and a lot of people complained about it. They don't get many breaks and stop when there isn't a lot of people on their bus.