How Do I Get My Phone To Work?

Dear 2 hour old account,

The way to fix your phone is to shove it straight up your ass.

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I’m not an affiliate or some telemarketer! I’m a retired insurance salesman who was told to go here for technical advice!

This used to be a decent country

Eat a dick

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Wow, everyone is so hostile to this real and genuine human being that just needs our help.

OP, fellow forum member GeeGeeMacky is our resident iPhone expert. He’ll create a song for you in a new post any day now to tell you what you need to do.

Kind Regards.

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Told by whom?

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The guy at the Verizon store. The young guy with the ear piercings

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Definitely geegee behind this one

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https://forums.mixedmartialarts.com/t/android-is-for-smart-people/3727940

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Oh yeah, him…great guy!

Fucking LOL!

Dave Bautista Reaction GIF by My Spy

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OP, seriously, fuck off.

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This wreaks of geegee.

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Is OP KKM?

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Cat Poop GIF

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To update this, OP’s sn is now black so grey sn’s must just be brand new accounts?

Starting to agree with the ones in here saying it’s GeeGee :thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking:

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Whoever told you to come here is not looking out for your best interest.

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vintage cell phone GIF

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John Candy Reaction GIF