How do you know if your GF is too young?

You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.



Btw, Jimmy Carr joke, not mine. So complain to him!

Your age÷2+7. I've found to be a pretty accurate measure for the youngest you can go Phone Post 3.0

Fuck shouldve read the op instead of just the title Phone Post 3.0

lol thats supposed to be how old your wife is when you marry / an age range for dating not for the absolute yougest, serious answer is its by their maturity id say, not below 18 or 20 ish maybe

If you put it in and her only reaction is a long slow blink.......
Jik norton joke Phone Post 3.0

I'm 37, gf is 28. Prefect for us. Phone Post 3.0

When her parents call you "sir." Phone Post 3.0

When you won't drink scotch that's younger than she is. Phone Post 3.0

When your friend says "My girl's been hitting the bottle pretty hard lately," and you say "I got mine to use a sippy cup." Phone Post 3.0

When she dresses up for Halloween, and doesn't try to look slutty. Phone Post 3.0

When u pick her up from recess Phone Post 3.0

When you give her the spare garage door opener so no one sees her pink bike in your driveway. Phone Post 3.0

When you take her out for dinner and skip dessert because the sugar will keep her awake all night. Phone Post 3.0

When you keep cash in the bedside drawer
In case the Tooth Fairy needs to make a surprise visit. Phone Post 3.0

Your creepy uncle asks you whether she likes Hello Kitty or Dora the Explorer better? Phone Post 3.0

If her tattoos come off with water. Phone Post 3.0

BatmanTookMyLunchMoney - Your age÷2+7. I've found to be a pretty accurate measure for the youngest you can go Phone Post 3.0
I also use this system Phone Post 3.0