How do you stop Nocturnal Erections?

I’m having a problem lately. I keep waking up throughout the night needing to urinate and waking up with a boner. I actually pinch my nutsack to cause pain to help the boner go down. I stand there and have to strain to get the urine to come out. It doesn’t usually go down entirely and it messes up my ability to empty my bladder. Any pill I can take at night to prevent all these erections? I feel like taking cialis on and off for the last 5 years has messed me up. 

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You might be trans.   Have you considered just cutting it off?

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First post as usual

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The problem is waking up in the middle of the night having to piss, not the fact you get erections in your sleep.

You are supposed to get erections in your sleep, it's a sign your shit is working the way it's supposed to. 

First post nails it

I had the same problem couple times in the past. I attributed it to a UTI or Kidney infection. It was extremely annoying. 

Have sex

piss before you go to bed.  your bladder is putting pressure on your prostate and causing arousal

God Of Thunder -

I’m having a problem lately. I keep waking up throughout the night needing to urinate and waking up with a boner. I actually pinch my nutsack to cause pain to help the boner go down. I stand there and have to strain to get the urine to come out. It doesn’t usually go down entirely and it messes up my ability to empty my bladder. Any pill I can take at night to prevent all these erections? I feel like taking cialis on and off for the last 5 years has messed me up. 

Immediately shove it repeatedly into the closest vagina next to you.... problem solved.

ConradB -
God Of Thunder -

I’m having a problem lately. I keep waking up throughout the night needing to urinate and waking up with a boner. I actually pinch my nutsack to cause pain to help the boner go down. I stand there and have to strain to get the urine to come out. It doesn’t usually go down entirely and it messes up my ability to empty my bladder. Any pill I can take at night to prevent all these erections? I feel like taking cialis on and off for the last 5 years has messed me up. 

Immediately shove it repeatedly into the closest vagina next to you.... problem solved.

My vagina don’t live with me and I only see her twice a week. I don’t jack off when I’m not with her cause I try and save it for her. 

Piss in the shower. Easier to aim,saves water

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Take your dick out of your boyfriend's ass before you fall asleep.

ShanTheMan -

Piss in the shower. Easier to aim,saves water

I keep a urinal jug next to my bed. I’m getting up to pee 3 times a night 

My suggestion, get old. 

Works everytime. 

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God Of Thunder -
ConradB -
God Of Thunder -

I’m having a problem lately. I keep waking up throughout the night needing to urinate and waking up with a boner. I actually pinch my nutsack to cause pain to help the boner go down. I stand there and have to strain to get the urine to come out. It doesn’t usually go down entirely and it messes up my ability to empty my bladder. Any pill I can take at night to prevent all these erections? I feel like taking cialis on and off for the last 5 years has messed me up. 

Immediately shove it repeatedly into the closest vagina next to you.... problem solved.

My vagina don’t live with me and I only see her twice a week. I don’t jack off when I’m not with her cause I try and save it for her. 

Fair.

 

Q:  When does a man stop mastrubating?

A:  The day he gets divorced.

ratthevol -

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BOOM!

You can't pee with an erection hence, you have to strain when you try. Are you wearing boxers? Maybe the loose underwear is stimulating you while you sleep so...tighter underwear?  And..oh wait. Are you 15?

havomaster -

My suggestion, get old. 

Works everytime. 

I’m over 35 

God Of Thunder -
havomaster -

My suggestion, get old. 

Works everytime. 

I’m over 35 

Not old enough! Just wait, you'll be missing those diamond cutters soon enough