How Does Anderson Silva Function?

We all know that anderson silva lives in a gated community in beverly hills for 51 weeks of the year.

I was just wondering how he functions on a day to day basis...due to the fact that he no speak english.

Does ed soares follow him around everywhere?

Does he carry a pocket translator?

How does he ask for a whopper and fries at his local Burger King?

What do you mean how?

I've got a friend living in England and only thing he can say in english is "fok you".
Also guy is as stupid as they come, yet he manages to function somehow.

Why would Anderson have trouble with that.

The reason I ask is because Anderson does seem like the sensitive type.

I would have thought by now he would have gone back to brasil. He must miss having basic conversations.

If you didn't notice, he's quite a busy man. I bet he gets his fair share of basic conversation, even more than average ppl do.

I would imagine that living in a gated community makes him feel cut off from the world...especially as he can't talk to the neighbours

Kind of like a 37 year old man living in his parents basement.

Ed Soares probably drops by once in a while to check up on him


Kind of like a 37 year old man living in his parents basement.



Seems like you know something about that kind of lifestyle :)

you're spreading yourself too thin with your trolling

SonofJockstrap - 
superChaelo - The reason I ask is because Anderson does seem like the sensitive type.

I would have thought by now he would have gone back to brasil. He must miss having basic conversations.


Ignoring that you're trolling, Anderson speaks perfectly fine English. He just chooses not to. Just like most of the fighters from Brazil.


So if he speaks good english why would he choose not to speak it?

let's say he is out in the garden mowing his lawn and his neighbour asks him a question about his lawn fertiliser...does he pretend not to understand him?

Unoriginal screen name Phone Post

He uses a Samsung Galaxy S III.

RandyDarsh - you're spreading yourself too thin with your trolling

Dan O'Connell - He uses a Samsung Galaxy S III.


Yes this is a posibility.

or maybe he is not very technology minded and instead carries around a basic english phrasebook?

if so, then he should attempt to use it at press conferences and interviews more

superChaelo - We all know that anderson silva lives in a gated community in beverly hills for 51 weeks of the year.

I was just wondering how he functions on a day to day basis...due to the fact that he no speak english.

Does ed soares follow him around everywhere?

Does he carry a pocket translator?

How does he ask for a whopper and fries at his local Burger King?

Dude has full English

The translator thing is pandering to brazil Phone Post

Scb669 - 
superChaelo - We all know that anderson silva lives in a gated community in beverly hills for 51 weeks of the year.

I was just wondering how he functions on a day to day basis...due to the fact that he no speak english.

Does ed soares follow him around everywhere?

Does he carry a pocket translator?

How does he ask for a whopper and fries at his local Burger King?
Dude has full English<br><br>The translator thing is pandering to brazil <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


If this is true then anderson should really get his priorities right.

We all know that the average brazilian cannot afford to buy a PP-VIEW and so therefore he is pandering to the wrong people.

It is the hard working men and women of America who buy PP-VIEWS and put money into the pocket of MR A SILVA, and allow him to live in luxury in the gated community of the rich and famous.

he needs to be very careful he does not bite the hands that feed him.

or maybe he really does no speak english

bornop - Some people STILL haven't gotten over Chael losing? Try a support group man <img src="/images/phone/droid.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


lets take a look at the FACTS:

1st fight:

- Chael dominates A SILVA for 4 and half rounds with BRUTAL groundNpOUND, stealing A SILVAS soul in the process

- A SILVA wraps his legs around cHAELS head for a few seconds

2nd fight:

- Chael brutally dominates A SILVA in the first round. A SILVA wants to quit (you can see it in his eyes) but his team convince him to carry on

- Chael loses balance and A SILVA illegaly knees cHAEL in the head. A SILVA throws a few punches (which all miss) and the ref jumps early to stop the fight.

With all the FACTS above, I think it is clear to see who is the REAL winner and TRUE MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION

Chael Sonnen!

The peoples champion!! And representitive of all the hardworking AMERICANS who part with their hard earned money to buy PP-VIEWS

Herring In A Fur Coat - PP-VIEWS

What about PP-SMELLS and PP-TASTES?


PP-VIEW = pay per view - it is quite a common and well known thing in America

Maybe you are from Brasil?

If so, then you probably have not heard of it. I understand that residents of brasil were only introduced to the VHS player in 2004.

Eventually PP-VIEW will be introduced to Brasil

Herring In A Fur Coat - So you're saying if I move to Brazil, I no longer have to view, smell, or taste the PP?

Hahahah lool.
But OP I thought your SN was funny, but then you shit all over this thread. No one is SupeCalo. Phone Post

superChaelo -
bornop - Some people STILL haven't gotten over Chael losing? Try a support group man <img src="/images/phone/droid.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


lets take a look at the FACTS:

1st fight:

- Chael dominates A SILVA for 4 and half rounds with BRUTAL groundNpOUND, stealing A SILVAS soul in the process

- A SILVA wraps his legs around cHAELS head for a few seconds

2nd fight:

- Chael brutally dominates A SILVA in the first round. A SILVA wants to quit (you can see it in his eyes) but his team convince him to carry on

- Chael loses balance and A SILVA illegaly knees cHAEL in the head. A SILVA throws a few punches (which all miss) and the ref jumps early to stop the fight.

With all the FACTS above, I think it is clear to see who is the REAL winner and TRUE MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION

Chael Sonnen!

The peoples champion!! And representitive of all the hardworking AMERICANS who part with their hard earned money to buy PP-VIEWS

Those aren't facts. I don't think you know what a fact is. Phone Post

Herring In A Fur Coat - So you're saying if I move to Brazil, I no longer have to view, smell, or taste the PP?


Yes, you would never come into contact with any kind of PP.

If you hurry then you might arrive in brasil in time for the release of the first DVD player on the brasil market