How Haole Are You?

was born in Oakland...but that kinda makes me popolo. was raised in Napa Valley's wine country...i guess that makes me haole.

and - oh yeah - my white skin.

Do you put ketchup on rice>?

I live in Kailua.......does that count??

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Fill in the blank....

Mr. _ = HAOLE

Mr. Pibb?

I've got an 1/8th Irish, put ketchup on my rice, and I love the word shenanigans. I come from the clan O'Mullaney, via my grandfather Oliver. "Oh Danny Boy, the pipe's, the pipe's are calling..."

Other than that, Haaaaaaawaiian, Japanese, Filipanish.

Rabello + 10points

I live in newport beach... in which I regulate MOKE style. lol

cant get much whiter then NB cali.

My momma is from Georgia.

I like lots of butter on my rice when I eat fried chicken.

I like to put suger in my poi sometimes.

I like my stew brown, not that tomato-ey shit.

I can sing old country music and gunfighter ballads.

I love mashed potatos.

I like fresh bread.

My BBQ has to be red or vinigar not shoyu based.

I love baked potatos, skin and all.

Shit on a shingle mmmmmmgooood!

"Oh Danny Boy, the pipe's, the pipe's are calling..."

^^ One talented Bruddah.

I am mr. Haole.

JM

I was born and raised in Arkansas.

My house is in the woods, on top of a mountain.

There have been live turkeys in my house.

I can appreciate the delicate taste of fried chicken, louisiana hot sauce, and white wonder bread.

I have had dog populations numbering well into the double digits.

I ride horses and have worked cattle.

....I win.

pretty mean stuff FCTV. u go my braddah.

I should have had you play at my wedding...can you play at my funeral one day?

Former southern Californian native now living in Haolewood (aka north shore)here.

I think that's pretty Haole.

^too late Rabello.  i already booked an act for your funeral.

All of you give me your lunch money. I accept tokens too.

I'm sooo Haole, I don't even KNOW I'm Haole!

:-)