I'm 38- just got my first one. and HOLYMOTHEROFFUCKINGGOD does it hurt!
i CAN FEEL THE SMALL HAR "BUMP" RIGHT INSIDE MY TATERHOLE.
Been using Preparation H. It helps a littls.
Whats wierd..it doesnt hurt when I fart, or poo...but when I COUGH or SNEEZE I want to die!
It's been 2 days.
Everyhting I've read online says they are usually self resolving within a few days.
What experience have you sick fucking homos had with them?
ok..but when they flare up...how log is a regular flare up..does it ever last for like WEEKS?
No way in hell it self resolves in a few days. Two weeks if you are lucky. That evil bump will slowly get softer and eventually look like a deflated grape and won't hurt anymore. Pain will slowly ease each day though until it doesn't bother you but it will still be there. Put some ice in a towel, wet it and put that bad boy in between your ass crack until the ice melts and evil round will shrink and pain gets less. Do it now and your welcome.
Going forward your diet will determine if you get flare ups..water is your friend, high fiber foods like oatmeal and fruit are good. Low carb or hot sauce will be a guarantee for a flare up. Also, don't sit on the bowl at all unless your craping. No more leisure dumps. The squatting flares up the area.
Oh buy baby wipes don't use tp
Eat more fiber and have less butt sex, Goatse.
Hear they are a giant pain in the ass.
Ow 
fartfacedassasin - Going forward your diet will determine if you get flare ups..water is your friend, high fiber foods like oatmeal and fruit are good. Low carb or hot sauce will be a guarantee for a flare up. Also, don't sit on the bowl at all unless your craping. No more leisure dumps. The squatting flares up the area.
Yep, make sure you avoid spicy food, have lots of vegies and water. That'a great tip about not trying to go unless it's a sure thing.
You don't want fissues like Mihow (or my father for that matter, I'm terrified I'll get them one day).
You're in for the long haul, big guy. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!!!
I have the exact same problem, I was using preperation h but wasn't helping enought so I went to the dr. and he prescribed me some medication that helps so much
I was worried my dr. would have to look at my asshole which would have been weird haha so I avoided going but I was in and out in two mins he just asked if it was a lump on my hole I said yep and he prescribed me this stuff for $30 
I've had one 17 years...
I'm not even sure what a hemorrhoid is, and a fissure sounds disgusting.
Must. Not. Google.
Wtf is a fissure?
Why is this in my subs?
Mihow -ShanTheMan - Wtf is a fissure?Very time cuts on the flesh opening of your ass
That's terrible wouldn't it just keep getting worse because of exposure to fecal matter and the roughness of cleaning?
My sympathies.
Baby powder.
You do not want it getting damp down there, that lil bubble to stick to your thigh and RIP in half when you walk...
LOL
life sentence
fartfacedassasin - Going forward your diet will determine if you get flare ups..water is your friend, high fiber foods like oatmeal and fruit are good. Low carb or hot sauce will be a guarantee for a flare up. Also, don't sit on the bowl at all unless your craping. No more leisure dumps. The squatting flares up the area.This is the truth. Happened to me and I looked into getting rid of them without surgery. Diet is huge and getting enough fiber is key.
I was going to go rub one out but decided to click this thread because it was relevant.
Now I'm just going to go to sleep. :(