I hear this or "where's your husband?" when I go home.
This time is was at the luncheon after my 96 year old Grandma's funeral.
A woman walks up and says she thinks one of my mom's kids went to school with her Kim.
Yes, that's me......and she puts her arm around me...."where are you now?" Virginia. "How many kids do you have?" None. The shock and horror on her face. How dare I!!! "Well, my Kim has 4 kids! She had 3 and adopted a cute little girl from China." That's nice. "Well I knew someone was in my Kim's class" Actually, your daughter is a year older than me. "Oh! I didn't realize!"
After she left, I looked at my table full of family who is sitting there either in complete disbelief or laughing their asses off and say......"Her daughter was always a bitch."
:)
Ah, Nebraska. 
What did your husband say after you said that?
How small is your husband's dick that he can't knock you up?
6ULDV8 -You're so funny!
What did your husband say after you said that?
-FC- - Well you are at that age where you need to find a husband or come out of the closet...I tried dating for a couple months recently. That was a total disaster.
O'HaganGaveMeAVaginalTear - How small is your husband's dick that he can't knock you up?Tiny weenie. So small, can't even see it.
cthlcschlgrl -O'HaganGaveMeAVaginalTear - How small is your husband's dick that he can't knock you up?Tiny weenie. So small, can't even see it.
small=spicy
YUM
O'HaganGaveMeAVaginalTear -Small weeners are spicy? Who knew?cthlcschlgrl -O'HaganGaveMeAVaginalTear - How small is your husband's dick that he can't knock you up?Tiny weenie. So small, can't even see it.
small=spicy
YUM
cthlcschlgrl -My wife. . . . She knows.O'HaganGaveMeAVaginalTear -Small weeners are spicy? Who knew?cthlcschlgrl -O'HaganGaveMeAVaginalTear - How small is your husband's dick that he can't knock you up?Tiny weenie. So small, can't even see it.
small=spicy
YUM
- 2 more in the way. Csg is not the mom... Or is she?!?!??
Uhhhhh, if you were in Nebraska maybe the next time you visit I'll drive over from Oklahoma and make an honest woman out of ya.
microbiologynerd - 1. 2 more in the way. Csg is not the mom... Or is she?!?!??I could be! You never know!
SoonerkickrevivaL - Uhhhhh, if you were in Nebraska maybe the next time you visit I'll drive over from Oklahoma and make an honest woman out of ya.Uhhhhhhh......that's ok, I'm good.
StevetheWeasel - LOL.I was in NE for less than 72 hours.
Maybe you should get out of Nebraska.
I'm in Ohio and people are sort of that way here, too. Especially if you're in more rural areas.
I don't get it as bad as if I was female, but I'll occasionally get quizzed about why I'm not on the marriage/kids track. Sorry, folks, I can look all around and see the horror show that that life is.
Or, you know, you and Chompy could finally just take the big leap and make everyone happy.
Chompy is married with kids. I'm devastated.
RIPTJR_QuinTheEskimo -Datsa spicyah meataball!cthlcschlgrl -My wife. . . . She knows.O'HaganGaveMeAVaginalTear -Small weeners are spicy? Who knew?cthlcschlgrl -O'HaganGaveMeAVaginalTear - How small is your husband's dick that he can't knock you up?Tiny weenie. So small, can't even see it.
small=spicy
YUM