How To Avoid NSA Spying

The latest Guardian bombshell reveals that NSA has gained access to several leading U.S. tech giants in a massive dragnet hoovering email, photo, filesharing and chat info from Yahoo, Google, Skype, Apple, AOL and YouTube services. According to Guardian, DropBox will follow soon. However, the government spying program seems to have a fatal flaw: It’s really unhip.

The aging NSA brainiacs seem to be missing all the cool and happening communications apps like Vine, LINE, Viber, Kik and KakaoTalk. This means that as middle-aged spies sift through AOL and Skype text messages, entire venues of communication could still be secure, even for American citizens.

  • Six-second second Vine clips can be packed with information, especially if some of it is mimed while the soundtrack is used as a parallel channel.
  • LINE is a Japanese messaging service that is so hip it hasn’t even hit the top-200 iPhone app chart in the U.S. yet, which is just as well if you want to avoid the lizard gaze of the NSA squares. The advantage of this texting service it that you can amplify your comments with Hello Kitty stickers evoking various emotional states… such as intense paranoia.
  • Kik is a Canadian texting service that may be able to resist NSA demands for collaboration longer than U.S. messaging rivals like Apple, Google and Facebook.
  • KakaoTalk is a Korean service that offers particularly nifty group texting and group calling features — in case you want to review your last few years of possibly incriminating Facebook and Apple iMessage chats with your friends and family.

There you go. Freedom lies in Canadian, Japanese and Korean modes of communication now that all the leading American tech companies have been compromised.

They can spy on me no problem. You know what they're gonna find? Pics of my gaping asshole. Phone Post

And I do hope they fap. Phone Post

Altofsky - 

They can spy on me no problem. You know what they're gonna find? Pics of my gaping asshole. Phone Post



You have cell phone pics of your asshole? 



Well. where are said photos bigshot?

Altofsky - They can spy on me no problem. You know what they're gonna find? Pics of my gaping asshole. Phone Post

Who's the guy holding your asshole open? ? Phone Post

Altofsky - They can spy on me no problem. You know what they're gonna find? Pics of my gaping asshole. Phone Post

Gold...can you imagine the mounumental amount of porn the NSA has to sift through? Lol. Phone Post

My asshole has been posted in tapout many times. Its legendary.

And for the record, those were DaveFus hands holding it open in the pics. Phone Post

I don't know.  Maybe Loki was right and people were made to be ruled.

Kakao and line are pretty good...

but remember Japan and Korea are basically US colonies.. and US military controls both places.

CTers have been right about so much.

the NWO deniers are looking really foolish at this point.

IRS targeting. EPA targeting.

Mass surveillance. LIBOR trillions scandal.

NDAA, TPP etc.

even the MSM is taking a cue from CTers and covering the bilderberg meetings. before they claimed it was "conspiracy"

Conspiracy is now mainstream.

even Larry King joined conspiracy network RussiaToday.

Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Michael Savage are sounding more and more like Alex Jones.

even the symbolism crap.. the MSM has admitted that scores and scores of celebrities are indeed into the satanic practice of OTO.

It was featured in UK's LOOK magazine.

Deniers are looking more and more like flat earthers at this point.

StevetheWeasel -
Altofsky -  My asshole has been posted in tapout many times. Its legendary.

And for the record, those were DaveFus hands holding it open in the pics. Phone Post

Hmmm. Those looked an awful lot like hooves to me. Though, the disco lights did make the picture kind of blurry.

Legit lol Phone Post

Altofsky - My asshole has been posted in tapout many times. Its legendary.

And for the record, those were DaveFus hands holding it open in the pics. Phone Post

Ah. Thank you for clarifying Phone Post

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martinburke -

  DaveFu seems to have a hand in a lot of questionable activities

World ass domination. Phone Post

It CANNOT be avoided. Sorry.