Stop pretending you are dealing with respectable people
Make your pitch based around how whatever it is you’re selling will positively impact social justice, environmental and far left ideologies (but you must not package it as far left, but rather anti-far right). You could sell a package of dog shit with that plan to the right people.
I think you are onto something.
Tell them that it fights climate change and say you donate 1/2 of all proceeds to the Justice Seekers for Equality Organization.
Then set that up as LLC that just takes in the profits from the sales.
That’s how to avoid the high taxes in blue states.