These are the various more well known personas I've encountered on the UG.
The Quincy Rice
Fuck what you think, I'm right, you're wrong! I don't care if you like it, because I train judo. PS: Go fuck yourself.
The Quincy Rice type establishes himself by being confident and aggressive. It is a primal ape feature still residing in man today - where the dominant species must let everyone know who's the boss. Quincy, much like a lion (or a peacock) needs to establish his territory by posting across the board, much like a lion pisses on a tree stump.
The CRE
Similar to the Quincy Rice, the CRE uses controversial means in order to gain attention and recognition. His posting style involves outlandish suggestions, which are typically polar-opposite to the general concensus of the forum. His posts can rile up even the most seasoned posters, which makes for lengthy threads.
The CRE type posters generally receive alot of criticism and are subject to attack at any given moment. Even from girls in training.
The Evilmaster
The Evilmaster, contrary to his name - uses his powers for good. He wins respect on the forum posting various media from different sources, giving the daily UG'r some material in which to keep them entertained. Evilmaster's posting style is passive, and thus he has less enemies than the CRE and Quincy Rice types.
The OMA
Midwest Champion (Of the World) - OneManArmy (TM) is the boundary pusher. Having already served lengthy suspensions from the UG for questionable topics, OMA is the people's champ. He cares not for what you think, but his sole mission in life is to amuse the crowds that gather on the UG. Already having amassed wins over such notable opponents like Bushido standout, DJ Randall - OMA is one of the most accomplished fighters in the Midwest (Of the world) today. Did I mention he's also the cornerman for Handsome Matt Wiman?
The female
Tits? Check. Two arms and two legs? Check. If it's good enough for Bob Hoskins, then it's good enough for me. It's a win the moment you create your profile.
The mudnamer
Cheap as chips. Has to post extra hard to gain recognition.. Inevitably, someone will buy them a blue name out of pity, or out of respect. Either way, once you go blue, mud just won't do.
TheGARV
Insightful reporter and vicious streetfighting extraordinaire. TheGARV fought in the UFC back in the 80's, back when there were no rules.. This is where TheGARV honed the infamous thumb tucking technique (the real meaning for TTT) to smash his opponents into oblivion. TheGARV fears no man, and once gave Kimbo bread..
THATS STREET
THATS STREET
The Lurker
Registered in 2001, the lurker lurks... believe it or not. He has a glass of wine, and then he lurks some more.. 7 years later, BAM - he posts and inevitably proves his existence to the UG.
The KKM
STFU KKM. KTHNXBI!
The Xeptuck
This man is 120lbs of FURY. The Xeptuck is a war-machine. His sole purpose in this life is to riverdance on his opponents faces.... See...? JOB can be sarcastic too!
