How to get Joe Rogan to think you are winning

Play rubber guard. As long as you are playing rubber guard it doesn't matter if you are getting tooled standing, taken down at will, getting your rubber guard passed, getting controlled from the top and having your face smashed...play some rubber guard and Joe will wax poetic about the beauty of the position.

Still love ya Joe...but come on.

funny

The most important position in MMA !! LOOK HE HAS MISSION CONTROL!!!!...oh, he passed.

IF YOU DON'T TRAIN WITH EDDIE BRAVO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY GUARD IN MMA ...elbow elbow elbow

Oh, hes bleeding.

He's doing it wrong!

If you don't grab your ankle with the palm facing you, you are a disgrace to teh rubber guard.

The judges may not know what they are watching...you should win any round where you get mission control!!

tjmitch - Play rubber guard. As long as you are playing rubber guard it doesn't matter if you are getting tooled standing, taken down at will, getting your rubber guard passed, getting controlled from the top and having your face smashed...play some rubber guard and Joe will wax poetic about the beauty of the position.

Still love ya Joe...but come on.


Spot on.Ridiculous

OriginalNancyVag - If this is referencing Horwich, he won that fight. If Joe was saying he was, Joe was right.



If by 'won' you mean 'lost' then you are correct.

tjmitch - The most important position in MMA !! LOOK HE HAS MISSION CONTROL!!!!...oh, he passed.


lol

But Horwich actually do rubber guard wrong. He dont hug his knee like Aoki.

Well, yeah...anytime it doesn't work it is because the person did it wrong, or was tired, or they both were slippery...pretty much just like - um, I don't know... regular guard?

Horwich's guard is real good...but I just don't think it is any more dangerous than any other guy with a good traditional guard.

Joe was all over them nuts.

Crackhead control

Omaplatas dont mean shit, because in MMA no one ever finishes anyone with one.

just go to the production meet and listen for the ufc to tell Joe who to root for.

tjmitch - Play rubber guard. As long as you are playing rubber guard it doesn't matter if you are getting tooled standing, taken down at will, getting your rubber guard passed, getting controlled from the top and having your face smashed...play some rubber guard and Joe will wax poetic about the beauty of the position.


HaHaHaHa......finally someone else who thinks that scruffy douche bag rogan is full of shit!!!

Fabes - Joe was all over them nuts.


LMAO!!!!

I don't think he is full of shit at all. I love Joe ( no homo ) and love his enthusiasm and knowledge of the game. But he at times he sees what he wants to see during a fight...and loves to talk up the rubber guard. But that's OK...we are all guilty at times of seeing what we want to see during a fight. Fro example, nancyvag saw Horwich winning that fight, even though a fair and balanced look at it would say that he in fact lost 2 rounds to 1. Just like the judges saw it, just like the MMAWeekly PbP saw it, just like I saw it.

Tjmitch you're just not a fan of the 10th planet system. he had a sick transition to luffa spongue gord, and than almost tapped him with a bette midler.

Did you see the no. 7 with fries he almost pulled off!!!! Come on man don't be jealous.

Joe does a great job. He's watching ringside and you on your couch. 2 different perspectives. I watch way more football on tv than in person, so when I go to a college or pro game it looks like a different event. You get to see multiple and most advantageous angle at any time on tv and sitting there live it is not the case. I know he has a monitor, but ringside its a different event. Joe is still the best in the business. beard is ghey though no matter who his dedicating it too, imo.

tjmitch STFU you jealous little piece of shit pussy

Joe Rogan is a valued member of the MMA community.

You're just an old man and hate shit in general.