How to keep secreat drunk hiding spots.

Noone is dumb enough to do this buy me.
But, I'm looking for suggestions, I can't ask people I know. I have a habit of keeping chunks of cash around, not much but maybe 75$ here, 500$ there and less and more. I find me some hiding places and stash my cash like any Ogr. But, sometimes I go look in my spit
spot and Notta, nothing. Sometimes I look in a places and find double what I think should be there. But, sometimes I think my women finds my shit and takes it.

You are drunk... and the whore takes it