How to mess with the opponent

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Say "hey bro. What stance ya want me to fight? South paw or orthodox, Machida or Chuck Liddell?"

Then on the fighters intro you do the Chuck Liddell belly taunt. Then you look comfortable in your south paw stance. Only to gong and step to good ole orthodox where you start pelting your confused opponent. 

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I always liked Dan Severn's questions about trains and speeds :-)

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Put some Nutella on your butthole and reach into shorts at the staredown. 

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HillboFrateTrane - 

Put some Nutella on your butthole and reach into shorts at the staredown. 

You want to get ants? 'cos that’s how you get ants.

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The correct answer is to tweak the nip.

And if you've leveled it up to its final form which can be seen in Gumo when Sensei is observing though the top of the door? It's a wrap. 

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Ghengiseanie -
HillboFrateTrane - 

Put some Nutella on your butthole and reach into shorts at the staredown. 

You want to get ants? 'cos that’s how you get ants.

Speaking from experience here or just guessing?

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Ghengiseanie -
HillboFrateTrane - 

Put some Nutella on your butthole and reach into shorts at the staredown. 

You want to get ants? 'cos that’s how you get ants.

I got ants in my pants and I need to dance