How will the OGer above you die?

Please let mine be epic.

FreightTrain - Please let mine be epic.
Hit by a freighttrain. Phone Post 3.0

Gets aids but spends years to research the cure finds it only to die of a stroke brought on by a serious case of herpes Phone Post 3.0

Right lung cancer Phone Post

Starts doing laps at the community pool and An embolism pops in their brain during mid backstroke Phone Post

Death by snu snu. Phone Post

Zombies will eat him. Phone Post 3.0

Husband will get revenge Phone Post 3.0

Undead Hitler attack Phone Post

Internal bleeding from the BBC Phone Post

Gagging on a balless scrotum Phone Post 3.0

Piranha attack? Heart disease at 104- years- old? One of the two...

Aneurysm. At the age of 70, while in the middle if a coke fueled marathon threesome with twin twenty-something strippers. Phone Post

Spontaneous combustion. Phone Post

Ties the rope too tight during auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Freddy Krueger gets him Phone Post

Anal fissures Phone Post

AIDS

I AM A MOFO - AIDS

His mothers stanky puss gasses him out




Sorry I like this game Phone Post

Sennin - 

Aneurysm. At the age of 70, while in the middle if a coke fueled marathon threesome with twin twenty-something strippers. Phone Post


Lol, voted up!