I will buy a blue name for whoever I think gives the best answer. If it happens to already be a bluenamer I will give you credit and a VU, but I'll go to my favorite mudnamer answer for the blue gift.
Rules and terms:
-it has to be original...no plagiarism (however, feel free to post hilarious shit from other sources.)
-The deadline for this contest is either the end of this week OR until this thread gets at least 25 mudname replies (not counting mine)
There are some funny m'fuckers on here, so let's hear it!
May the best man win!