How would you do against Mickey Rourke?

https://players.brightcove.net/5446914889001/j6b1tPoM4_default/index.html?videoId=6071404835001


By the looks of this video, I'd fight him after a week-long fast and no sleep, but it's a bit different actually being in the ring...

I can do better than that video. I can probably take all of the slaps to the body he throws. 

Looks pretty fake.......................................

Look at his ole boxing footage - it was all fake as shit.

I'd beat the brakes off of rourke.

 

and I'm really not even that formidable