How would you go on the tv show survivor?

I'm thinking of applying for the Australian one.

first things first, I would be great.

 Just a some Aussie guy  with a boganish swagger an a big competitive nature, smart arse with a can do attitude, let's go champ!

anyway, could you rough it up for a month, and  could you deal with Mother Nature an maybe some cunty teammates,add in  the starving and the bugs an that type of shit?

 

Military people, need not apply. You legends would walk through it like Tyson /Spinks.