Godspeed and happy turkey day
My turkey came out great this year. You guys complaining about dry turkey—there are things you can do to avoid that! Try some of the methods in this thread and you’ll be happy.
Um why does your turkey have wires? Is that a electric turkey?!
I think that’s the thermometer. Gotta make sure the turkey doesn’t have COVID
I might have fucked up. I was going by cooking a stuffed turkey but mine is unstuffed. I hope I pulled it off in time
preheat oven at 425. Place it in oven for 12-14 minutes. Cut into 8 pieces. Eat!
BTW: my turkey is actually a papa murphy’s pizza!
Had bacon and eggs for breakfast and pizza for supper…this is how a real single man celebrates any holiday!!
It’s the same probe you stick up your ass every night!
Ha! You are gay! And if the thermometer rumor is true, double gay for not being able to look at a pice of food and know if it’s done or not! JERK!
My turkey turned out great. Very moist and my in-laws, who don’t like turkey, got seconds. I will take that as a high compliment.
Looks like more feasts to destroy in minutes!! Hope it made y’all as miserable as I am right now, happy thanksgiving yesterday
God, your sober
Feeling so fucking fat. Fuck turkey, fuck ham, fuck stuffing, fuck macaroni and cheese, fuck yeah bitches